He’s in their basement sitting on Neal’s piece of shit couch, one that’s covered in paint and cigarette burns and that’s pretty lumpy and saggy in the middle.

Dave thinks, This has to be the most uncomfortable, unsanitary couch in the history of all couches, ever, and he knows better than to bother Neal when he’s painting, but he usually does ( Read more... )

( to put voice to thought: part 2 )